Conspiracy - What Are Friends For? lyrics

Started liking girls in fifth grade One called Meghan had it made All the guys in sixth grade They say she's one hell of a babe Six guys asked her out the next year They could overcome their fear Her dad's answer was too clear Get the hell away from here Finally I got tired of getting pushed away So to everyone's dismay I asked my lifelong crush if shed go out with me And amazingly she agreed Now it's junior prom night She's the greatest sight Dancing with my friend to make him feel alright Next time I looked The two were making out in the moonlight Chorus: What are friends for? You make feel like I did before Knocked me down onto the floor What are friends for? One simple move made me abhor You and how you have to outscore What are friends for? They say you're so rich and handsome All the gossip makes me numb Once again I'm on the bottom Feeling like the most hopeless bum It took me time to realize Love is just a bunch of lies And i realized how unwise It is to believe you've got your prize Chorus What are friends for? You brought me into some big uproar Made me feel so very poor What are friends for? Best friends as soph*mores But now we've got our rancor What are friends for? You two move to the same college But it's not really for a thirst for knowledge