Compulsion - Oh My Fool Life lyrics

And so I came to this world And then I blew it I bought a puzzle to play, I couldn't do it I told a joke to my friends, but they all knew it I tried to laugh my way out, but they saw through it I think I'll bury my head and just get through it On my fool life I saw a robbery once, I was a witness Somebody called the police, they said who did this And I described them so well, in about a minute The they looked at me then, you'd think I did it On my fool life I had a friend in distress, he was a good friend It wasn't happening between him and his girlfriend I tried to sort it all out and talk to her friend But then I got to her house I found that I'd no friends Oh my fool life I got a linguaphone course, so I could learn French I went to Calais one day, so I could speak French I got confused at the dock in the confusion 'Welkom meneer rechts rijden in Hoek van Holland' Oh my fool life