Let me tell ya'll a little story Growin' up I remember one year My uncle Titus had a bright idear He's gonna bottle up his own brew He figured he could make a million or two Taste wasn't gonna be his claim to fame What he was bankin' on was all in the name He called it [Chorus] Titty's Titty's Titty's Beer Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city One things for sure everybody loves titty's He had his marketing plan worked up He's gonna sell 'em all in big ol' jugs He wouldn't package 'em in a six pack He's gonna sell 'em by the pair and call it a rack And he was sure it was the next big thing With Dolly Parton in his ad campaign Selling [Chorus] Happy hour two for one Talkin' 'bout a beer buzz son After work at the ball game or shootin' the bull Anytime is the right time for a big ol' hand full of [Chorus] One things for sure everybody loves titty's When you work real hard and your day's gone sh**ty What could be better than a big ol' mouthful of titty's