He's got a back hoe its caterpillar yeller He's a heller rockafeller with drink a story teller with a DUI he's illegal to drive but he legally drinks and gets illegally high then one night while he's up in the sky he looked at that back hoe ask himself why not I'm gonna drive that thing its a loop hole man this DUI don't contain I'm gonna drive it to the bar down on main street now He's diggin gotta hot little honey hangin outta that cab diggin got the windows tented and a base tune hittin it diggin creeper past the po po incognito like joe dirt thats how he's livin lifes a garden man and he's just diggin He's wearin a cat hat with a meow meow kitty rolls up in the club pimpin like Denny with tha beer trippin just sippin ol sud puttin the shots back trippin with with a bud He's was 10 beers in about 12 o clock but to all the girls whos startin to flock he said hey ladies time to go home we cant stay here who wants to go about then the vala pulled that back hoe up now He's diggin got 3 little honeys hangin outta that cab diggin got the windows tented and a base tune hittin like diggin creeper past the po po incognito like joe dirt thats how he's livin lifes a garden man and he's just diggin was about 2:35 around 2:45 he was tryin to find his address 2:55 he was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite swervin right and left when they flipped the blue lights trooper said boy I aint tryin to be hatin but your operatin intoxicatin violatin every bit of the law he said officer no I'm just diggin look at all them honeys hangin outta that cab diggin with the windows tented and a base tune hittin like diggin beggin yo yo po po you gotta let me go yo like joe dirt thats how he's livin lifes a garden man and he's just diggin yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo come on now officer ya know I'm just tryin to make it home I don't mean to cause no problems but I got all these girls I gotta get em home safe thats what any ol country boy would do I promise I'm going home right now just let me come on now everythings gonna be fine we just out here diggin a lil bit dig ha ha ha ha ha