Colt Ford - My Truck lyrics

Man, you gotta be kidding me, son You call that a truck Y’all check this out right here My truck, pregaming all day Your truck, got a net for a tailgate My truck, full o’ girls with Daisy Dukes Your truck, full o’ whole bunch of dudes My truck, Patron Silver and Corona Your trucks, two liters of diet soda My truck, is bigger than a building Your truck, is like a toy for the children If you wanna ride in a real truck Baby, just hit me up Just slide on over to the middle And maybe we’d truck around for a little Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck Baby, just climb on up And if you don’t feel good on the leather We can take the back roads till whenever Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck I’ll show you how we boom, boom, boom How we boom, boom, boom My truck, jacked up so high you can’t see it Your truck, look more like a Prius My truck, is a gun-slinging mud [?] Your truck, always getting the middle finger My truck, [?], Jennie and Toby Your truck, got a ca**ette tape for Moby My truck, is like the honey badger, ’nuff said Your truck, is like Osama bin Laden If you wanna ride in a real truck Baby, just hit me up Just slide on over to the middle And maybe we’d truck around for a little Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck Baby, just climb on up And if you don’t feel good on the leather We can take the back roads till whenever Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck I’ll show you how we boom, boom, boom How we boom, boom, boom My truck, is supercharged and got Fosgate Your truck, has an enlarged prostate My truck, goes “roar” like a lion Your truck, is like a little baby crying My truck, gets comp in Vegas Your truck, gets minimum wages My truck, is on its way to platinum Your truck, is like, “What the hell just happened?” If you wanna ride in a real truck Baby, just hit me up Just slide on over to the middle And maybe we’d truck around for a little Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck Baby, just climb on up And if you don’t feel good on the leather We can take the back roads till whenever Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck I’ll show you how we boom, boom, boom How we boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom