Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade - Ding Dang lyrics

They used to call him n******g boy When he was but a tike So he grew up to be An angry young man They said: "Run now n******g boy!" At football games in highschool He grew up to be An angry young man If they'd called him a brother or a neighbor or a cousin Then the world would be less one angry young man But they called him little n******g boy When he was but a tike So he grew up to be An angry young man They called him little white trash When he went down to schoolyard He grew up to be An ignorant man They said: "Hey little white trash, You aint got no shoes on." He grew up to be an ignorant man If they'd called him a brother or a neighbor or a cousin Then the world would be less one ignorant man But they called him little white trash When he went down the school yard So he grew up to be An ignorant man [Chorus] Well ding dang Hey ho A ding dang Hey ho A ding dang Hey ho No matter where you are There you go They called Micheal a liar When he was but a tike So he grew up to be An incarcerated man They said: "Hey little liar, We gonna fill your mouth with dish soap." He gre up to be An incarcerated man If they'd called him a brother or a neighbor or a cousin Then the world would be less one incarcerated man But they called MIcheal a liar When he was but a tike So he grew up to be An incarcerated man [Chorus] They used to call him f*ggot 'Cause they didn't like his hairstyle He grew up to be A bitter young man They said: "Hey little f*ggot, We're gonna get your a** in dodgeball." He grew up to be A bitter young man If they'd called him a brother or a neighbor or a cousin Then the world would be less one bitter young man But they called him little f*ggot 'Cause they didn't like his hairstyle So he grew up to be A bitter young man [Chorus x2]