Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade - David Makalaster II lyrics

I'm David Makalaster Your ten o'clock newscaster And the sh** has Just hit the fan I'm David Makalaster Your ten o'clock newscaster There's a scrouge Trampin' cross our land The film I'm about to show you Will fill and overflow you With a rage that's Beyond command I'm David Makalaster Your ten o'clock newscaster Good evening and Here's what's new Wouldn't it be so nice To live in a world Where everything's exactly How it seems But we live in a world Where ba*tards come along And piss on your dreams About the things that make ya happy The things that make ya smile Get off your a** Vengeance is back in style I'm David Makalaster Your ten o'clock newscaster And perhaps you didn't Hear me right I'm David Makalaster Your ten o'clock newscaster Every man Jack of you Should volunteer to fight If I were only ten years younger I'd slake this vengeful hunges And rest a**ured we'd all Sleep safe tonight This is David Makalaster Your ten o'clock newscaster Good evening and God bless you Wouldn't it be so nice To live in a world Where everything's exactly How it seems But we live in a world Where ba*tards come along And piss on your dreams About the things that make ya happy The things that make ya smile Get off your a** Vengeance is back in style