Wonder why you don't like April? Wonder why you hate the spring? Wonder why you don't like April? Oh why won't you sing? "My boyfriend he gets around, he does favors for Leo downtown They didn't know it would be a set up, cops surround That was when we started fighting, that was when I moved out That was just the beginning, look at me now" Oh my poor woman! Water is for for fish like air is for men You can't fight against the law Of good times never call On you because the good times never call When you're waiting by the phone The good times never call On you unless you do it too. Unless you do it too. Unless you do it too... I have given up explaining sorrow, Oh I have given up on my hotel I'm up here dancing like a martyr But I have given up on casting spells Oh I have given Miss Lonelyhearts Miss Lonelyhearts Dear Miss Lonelyhearts "Miss Lonelyhearts you've got to help me, I have tried most everything Short of my head in the oven, Short of drinking kerosene" Oh I have given I have given I have given