Hey girl, do you need a ride? Well, I've got room in my wagon why don't you hop inside We could cruise down Robert Street all night long But I think I'll just rape you, and k** you instead Diane, Diane, Diane I heard there's a party down at Smith Cove It would be so much easier if I drove We could check it out, we could go and see Little girl take a ride with me We could lay down in the weeds for a little while I'd lay all your clothes in a nice neat pile You're the cutest girl I've ever seen in my life It's all over now, and with my knife