CodyPOV - A Typical LoL Game lyrics
[Intro: Female LoL narrator] Welcome to Summoner's Rift [Verse 1: Sona; CodyPOV] GL HF! [Shen: CodyPOV] f** you I hope you die and fall Stop being an a** and turn off /all [Sona: CodyPOV] But I was just being nice [Shen: CodyPOV] Do I look like I care? You're such a f**ing nerd Get up off of that chair! [Verse 2: Sion; CodyPOV] Guys, this is my first time playing Sion Do I buy boots and pots Or should I pick up a Doran? [Shen: CodyPOV] GG, we lose This Sion... REAL Next thing you know he's AD with a Zeal [Verse 3: Warwick; CodyPOV] Give me a leash Dumb a**.. a good one at that and stop spamming stupid f**ing sh** in my LoL chat Or I won't gank, f**ing solo queue I always get the dumb a** kids just like you [Verse 4: Sona; CodyPOV] Hey stop fighting! We can win this game! Just stay focused and please stop all of the blame! [Caitlyn: CodyPOV] Ward the brush please [Sona: CodyPOV] Oops sorry! That was my bad But as I was saying guys don't get mad! [Female LoL Narrator] An ally has been slain [Verse 5: Sion; CodyPOV] Where the f** is the jungler? Hasn't ganked mid once Ugh f**ing dumb nerd [Sona: CodyPOV] We still got this! [Sion: CodyPOV] NO WE DON'T! Our jungler is so bad What a stupid f**ing joke! [Verse 6: Caitlyn; CodyPOV] Hey someone tell me my CS [Teammate: CodyPOV] Check it yourself [Caitlyn: CodyPOV] I can't I'm trying to CS [Teammate: CodyPOV] Just press tab quick... [Caitlyn: CodyPOV] I can't I'm trying to CS! Ah f** you You just made me miss a f**ing CS! [Verse 7: Sion; CodyPOV] Alright guys, we're losing But I swear we still got this! Just group up as five 1..2.. Where's our fifth? [Shen: CodyPOV] I'm AFK, why don't you guys just surrender? We can't win, we'll lose quick, I'd rather f** a blender Alright fine, one more team fight But after that, f** it, I'm done for the night Sick and tired of trying to carry, team so noob Gonna' make out sesh my girlfriend with big a** b**bs [Outro: Female LoL narrator] Enemy Pentak** [CodyPOV] Yep f** this gonna' go pump some iron at the gym, peace