My bar tabs on the rise again Call me Captain Morgan Cause that's what I'm drinking I just ordered up another round For you my friends Chorus It's the same old story With the same old ending everytime Friday, Saturday party all night Sunday morning I'll vow I'm never drinking again But you and I both know that we'll do it agin next weekend Verse 2 For 5 straight days I've been dry dry dry My heads on the pillow by half past nine But Friday afternoon at 5:01 I drop the hammer even if my work ain't done Solo Chorus Ending (we'll do it again Next weekend)