Clutch - How To Shake Hands lyrics

Are you cool? Well I'm cool Is everybody cool? Well let's get hot Gra** roots All across this great nation And I am truly humbled And gratefully accept the nomination I'm gonna be President Of the United States First Tuesday in November Mark it down and save the date Live music in the White House Strictly B.Y.O.B. The public want to get down It is our collective destiny I'm gonna kiss all the babies Maybe kiss their Mamas too I don't need the secret service I know how to work a room I'm gonna be President Of the United States I was born to be the President Of these United States On the day I was born All the nurses and doctors "Take that boy out his crib And put him in the Executive Office!" First thing that I'm gonna do Is disclose all those U.F.O.s Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill And Bill Hicks on a 5 note Hot damn the democratic process What a time to be alive Oh I'm ready to give the people what they want And what they want is straight talk and no jive "We have exit polls coming in Rhode Island and American Samoa We have more results coming in From Puerto Rico and both Dakotas Breaking news happening right now I believe we're ready to call it Do you want us to call it? Yeah! I believe we have a winner!" Thank you very much I couldn't have done it I couldn't have done it without you! Drinks on me! Thank you very much I couldn't have done it I couldn't have done it without you! Drinks on me! First thing that I'm gonna do Is go for a ride on a U.F.O. Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill And Bill Hicks on a 5 note Hot damn the democratic process What a time to be alive Oh I'm ready to give the people what they want And what they want is straight talk and no jive