Clue - The Next Episode lyrics

[Hook] Na na na na na na na na I'm watching Batman on my LCD Na na na na na na na na Lets follow it with some Modern Family [Verse 1] Yo its Clue, and I'm here Spitting, ready to go My brains loaded with quotes from TV shows that I know Just like Clark Kent, in Smallville, I'm a Man of Steel I watch so much TV, half the time that I feel like I got no life outside of it, rhyming, most of the time I've got no time for it Cause i'm occupied man, something new on the screen I spend hours sitting 'round, man I'm watching The League Maybe flick it to some 30 Rock, a little Tracy Morgan, and Tina Fey Rocking out with Alec Baldwin Or watch some Walking Dead, my eyes are blood red, I haven't slept in days, and I haven't been fed Especially when I start watching LOST, like Sawyer man I'm a hermit and I wanna be lost in my own world Nobody disturb me, slowly getting fatter gonna look like Hurley Till I, rot away, man he died on the couch, from something no one else knows, time to call Dr. House Unless it turns out he died from something unseen, if thats the case Guess its a case for Sam and Dean [Verse 2] Launch an investigation, call Veronica Mars, I'm seeing stars when I get drunk, at McLarens Bar Until I sober up, throw my hood on, get going, grab my bow and arrow, saving people, yeah I'm heroic Long night, head down to Monks for a coffee Maybe get to Central Perk, where my Friends are surely going If I'm hurting from the night, I ain't gonna be lazy, heading down to Sacred Heart, get looked after by J.D Time for cla**, I can't get another warning But who can say they don't like Troy and Abed in the morning Now for work, I love working in an office Can anybody tell me who the worlds best boss is? Hanging out, in the Vista Cruiser, down the street On our way to see the Belchers for the burgers of beef Its so hard not to get addicted to these shows Quickly flick it to the next episode [Verse 3] I'm sitting on the Iron Throne Though I'm hardly a royal With the ladies, i think I'm Jake Peralta They're only seeing Boyle If i was working for ISIS, then the cash would be plenty But I have nothing like I own Entertainment 720 Down to the boardwalk with Nucky Want a Bluth banana but the stand burnt down There goes all the money Comedy clubs in new york, to see Louie CK And Amy Schumer's on, later in the day Hear the sound of the TARDIS picking up in my ear Guess thats my cue, that I'm out of here Do some travel, then throw in another series Now I'm out with a bang like the theory [Outro] Lana. Lana. Lana. LANA! Danger Zone Real stories, they don't have spoilers, you understand that TV and life are different, right?