Cledus T. Judd - Cledus T. lyrics

The first time that I stole a song I changed the words as I sang along Got a laugh, so I did it again Gave me a great idea I changed 'breathe' into 'breath' Then 'I Shaved My Back' was one of the best Plowboy got a lot of requests But I was just getting started Pretty soon they were suing me Ended up getting all of the royalties From every one of those parodies Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh When Toby came out with I Love This Bar The next day I wrote I Love NASCAR Sold a half a million at Walmart It went go-oh-oh-oh-oh-old ----- When you think about me Do you think about comedy? Silly videos on TV Like Great Day To Be A Guy You may not like parodies But they're funny as hell to me All the way back to If Shania Was Mine Cledus T. ----- Well I've done a few by Tim McGraw Kid Rock and Kenny, and that ain't all Two-Foot Fred's really three feet tall But hes a big star I could do a song by Brad Paisley But the Dixie Chicks really hated me They're not the only ones, you see So did Gar-ar-ar-ar-ar-arth I did so good on tour one summer Came home and bought me Urban's Hummer Celebrity Fit Club was such a bummer I hated that show-oh-oh This song may not get a million plays Like Eric Church's does these days But I hope he hears it anyway On his radio-oh-oh-oh ----- When you think about me Do you think about comedy? Silly videos on TV Like Great Day To Be A Guy You may not like parodies But theyre funny as hell to me All the way back to If Shania Was Mine Cledus T. ----- I turned 'Red Solo Cup' Into 'Double D Cups' Now Eric Church is up Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo Row-row-row your boat Row-row-row your boat Row-row-row your boat Row-oh-oh-oh ----- You may not like parodies But they're funny as hell to me All the way back to 'If Shania Was Mine' Cledus T. Cledus T. ----- Row-row-row your boat Row-row-row your boat Row-row-row your boat Row-oh-oh-oh Row-row-row your boat Row-row-row your boat Row-row-row your boat Row-oh-oh-oh