Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver lyrics

Parody of "Me Neither" by Brad Paisley (Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Chris Dubois) EMI April Music, Inc, on behalf of itself of itself and Sea Gayle Music (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Dennis Gardiner, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)/Darin Gardiner Publishing designee I've been known to lay here And watch TV all night Flippin through the channels But can't find the thing I like What happened to my favorite shows Where they went I'd like to know But right now what I need most in my life's More Beaver Wally, Ward, and June Them there Cleavers Nothin' else'll do Seinfeld's awful funny Home Improvement's kind of cool But what I'd really like to see On my TV's More Beaver Now Nick At Nite done brought them good ol' shows back from the past My Three Sons and Happy Days are here again at last Them Technicolor, black and whites I Dream Of Genie day and night The only thing that I like more than M*A*S*H is More Beaver See him and Wally fight "Why hello Mrs. Cleaver..." Eddie Haskell's so polite I've seen every episode A hundred times or more I know, One thing you can't get too much of in life's More Beaver That never hurt no one, I've been watchin' Ever since that I was young. Now each night when I go to bed I turn on the TV instead. My wife will tell you just how much I love More Beaver (spoken) Ladies and gentlemen Brad Paisley on lead guitar Bet you can't play the pianer That's why he's nominated for entertainer of the year TALENT I bet you $5 you can't play a fiddle Uh...would you take $3.50...us sorry Give me that guitar, I'll show you how to play it YEAH Thanks for showing me that lick there Fred... More beaver Y'all thought that I was done Gonna keep on singing I'm having too much fun This here is just a silly song And I hope that y'all don't take it wrong Do you think I'm ever gonna get me some??? Me neither.