Cledus T. Judd - Where the Gra** Don't Grow lyrics

Parody of "Where the Green Gra** Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit Music (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP) New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC) (Coughs) Ahhhh…uh Oh (coughs) AHHHCHOOOOOO Ah my head feels as big as a dad blang basketball It's a shame I'm a sight Red eyes itchy both day and night My head's all stuffed up tight again Oh no spring's back Another dang allergy attack I bought some Sudafed And took the whole dern pack And I still can't breathe and I cough and I hack I want to live where the gra** don't grow I'm sick and tired of blowin my nose Never again will you hear me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO So much congestion in my chest Doctor's said that it might be best For me to move where the pollen count is low Where the gra** don't grow I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of that snifflin night time Sneezin achin stuffy head coughin Wake up on the top of your tour bus medicine for me (coughs) I sold my leaf blower My two horsepower push mower Won't see me outdoors this time of year (coughs) This ragweed is a getting rough My hay fever is getting tough I'm all out of Vicks Vapo Rub And there's dust everywhere And enough is enough I want to live where the gra** don't grow A big high rise or a small condo If I never blow again it'll be too soon Won't ever touch another garden tool I'll sip Margueritas by the swimming pool There will be one less seed I'll have to sew Where the gra** don't grow (Coughs and sneezes) :Oh my head Here we go I want to live where the gra** don't grow It's k**ing me here where the mulch blowers blow I've tried everything I know to do Can't keep the sneezin cough suppressed Try to give my sinuses a rest I'm going to go where the pollen count is low Where the gra** don't grow (Sneezes and coughs till end)