Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable lyrics

She's so squeezable Please-able, Unbreakable She's inflatable! She's an arm full of s**-appeal Can't wait until I get her home Yeah She's incapable Of being difficult Down to earth-able Biodegradable Shania Twain Ain't got a dad blang thing On my tease-able Squeezable Please-able She's inflatable Folks think I'm full of bologna (baloney) I'm never lonely Never thought I could buy someone not Flammable Air brain-able Recyclable No I ain't full of bull Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing It made my mama cry When we ran off one night And caught a Vegas flight And I made her mom whine She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring My flexible Patch-able Washable Yeah inflatable! (Oh dang lady, you give a brand new definition of taking a man's breath away) Makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller I'd never sell her People get your mind out of the motha fukin gutter She's blonde-head-able Re-head-able Remedable Interchange-able I didn't need a down payment On that pretty little plastic thing She's incapable Of being difficult Down to earth-able Biodegradable She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring My please-able Patchable Washable Bio-degradable Air-brain-able Squeezable Washable She's inflatable That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables