Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King lyrics

Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC) It's Thursday night down at Taco Mac It's like a can of sardines the way the place is packed They're piled in here for just one thing It aint the beer battered greased soaked onion rings To hear (Cledus) the karaoke king Well Im the biggest star that ever hit this town Heck I'm known for at least a mile around I'm a vocal chameleon after a couple of brews I sound like Vince, Garth, Terri Clarke, and Reba too When I sing I swear the girls come unwound And my friends in low places always brings the house down They all put down there beer and wings To hear (Cledus) the karaoke king I'm a part time beautician A Wanna be musician I was born with it in my blood I'm a mover and a shaker A request taker And the president of my own fan club I sign eight by tens for all my friends beats all you've ever seen It wont be long until I get a record deal (It's Cledus) the karaoke king I guess you'll wondering what I'm still doing round here Since I won the Kross French karaoke competition last year I sang "He stopped loving her today" Just like George Jones and one of his gold plated chrome tin microphones Well the only time that I ever got booed is when I busted a rap by the 2 Live Crew The more you all drink the better I sing (It's Cledus) the karaoke king I'm a part time beautician A wanna be musician I was born with it in my blood I'm a mover and a shaker A request taker And the president of my own fan club I know every word to every song you've heard Cause they're printed right there on the screen I even stand on the bar and play air guitar (It's Cledus) the karaoke king Some people call it karaoke I call it a summer tour I'm Cledus the karaoke king