Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got a Big Deck lyrics
Paula Jo Taylor/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark Taylor Legacy Publishing (ASCAP)/ Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) Whoa uh what time is it 6:30 in the morning my gosh... WILLIE, Willie!!! What are you doing over there? Building the Taj Mahal? It's Sunday morning! It's 6:30! Can't that wait till Monday? What are you putting up over there a log cabin? God I wish he'd move Yeah I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood The girls came over to party life is good Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck Now the girls are always over at Willie's cause Willie's got a big deck WITH A hot tub on it And the girls really want it There's a band playing and lots of thong bikinis There's a barbeque grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder I guess it just goes to show size does matter Willie's got a big deck... I decided to get some redecoratin done I got some plants made sure they were well hung I thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trick But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck WITH Hot babes on it And they know how to flaunt it In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinis They're drinking frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they're burning tikis Check out the twins on the hot tub ladder I guess it just goes to show size does matter Cause Willie's got a big deck Well If you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em And that's exactly what I did Now me and Big Willie and I are the best of friends And some day I'm gonna be like him Cause Willie's got a big deck WITH My tanning bed on it And the girls really want it The hot tub's bubbling over with thong bikinis They're funnelin beer and sippin martinis There's a nekkid redhead everybody's staring at her Willie showed us all size does matter Cause Willie's got a big deck Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie's but it's...uh...all I got... You know I was thinking about adding on what do they call it? Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that's a lot of wood right there... BIG DECK