Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt) lyrics

"You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches" "I'm gonna miss you too, Bub" "Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days But now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone" "Oh, I figured there's somethin'!" "Oh, quit complainin'" "All you gotta do is cut the gra**, wash the car, trim the hedges Paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath Defrost the fridge, clean out the garage" "Right" "Sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on Monday I love you boogie, boogie" "I love you too an' you, you don't you worry 'bout me, I'll be just fine" I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave Hair on my back I don't plan to shave I've got the house to myself while the wife's away I'll be rockin' all night Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew Lounge in my boxers like I used to do There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no I'll be watchin' the fight Well, it's a great day to be a guy Played cards with my buddies until sunrise You know, I never thought that my neighbor would Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good I caught a 10 pound ba** out on the lake Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake Oh, well it wasn't too bright Now I look in the fridge, what do I see? Last night's pizza starin' back at me Pepperoni and anchovies What a beautiful sight Well, it's a great day to be a guy Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill I don't wanna burn my wieners but I probably will That fried baloney and cheese macaroni Tasted good this afternoon But now I'm pa**in' some serious gas and I might have to leave the room Pee hee! Well, I might go get me a new hairdo Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth Might even get me a gold front tooth Whoa, hah, yeah! And it's a great day to be a guy But when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide I'll be hung over but a lookin' good From a week of reliving my bachelorhood It's a great day to be a guy But another week of this and I'd probably die I tend to party harder than I should When my wife's not here to make me be good Yeah hoo!