Cisco Adler - Head Ringing Like A Telephone lyrics

[Chorus] Head ringin like a telephone Don't wanna pick it up Don't wanna know Lately, I been going crazy Little hip-hop lullaby You're the kick, I'm the snare, don't make me cry Baby, I've been going out of my mind [Verse 1] On a cold afternoon in the back of a saloon, caught a barfly on a silver spoon He said, "Hey there brother, won't you play me a tune? Maybe you could quote about a man on a moon." I said, " He got a top hat, tails and a swatch watch hangin from his fake gold chain, nothin top notch. " So I sang this song about bangin a gong in the burning bar with the king and kong He had a briefcase filled with whatever you want for a little bit more, we got the grey poupon He like to paint the town, I spread the favors around He got dirty one morning and the street caught pound Got a lollipop, tastes like a million bucks With just a hint of honey, baby just call my lust Can't remember what happened from that point on Guess what, all my teachers were wrong [Chorus] Head ringin like a telephone Don't wanna pick it up Don't wanna know Lately, I been going crazy Little hip-hop lullaby You're the kick, I'm the snare, don't make me cry Baby, I've been going out of my mind [Verse 2] I'm your electric bu*terfly, wings with barbeque sauce Got a touch of cherry, academic glazed off And her blouse and her bu*t make her booty look bigger, but a gun ain't a gun if you don't pull the trigger So I figured out a way to play hostage, slicin the cut rates Spot in the black light lamps casino Gla** of vino and my lady friend she wanna fly with seagulls sh** is real, with the lime, chase it down with Patron, feel fine in the morning if she just gets stoned She smoke Marlboro Reds, she's a maryland clone, doing lines in the line before the flight back home s**s the car when you're high, thirty thousand feet in the sky You get high, so you close your eyes, think about a better place, yeah [Chorus] Head ringin like a telephone Don't wanna pick it up Don't wanna know Lately, I been going crazy Little hip-hop lullaby You're the kick, I'm the snare, don't make me cry Baby, I've been going out of my mind [Bridge] I know, I know, I know LO, LO, LO VE, VE, VE It ain't that easy So light the torch in the midnight scorchin moonlight If lovin life is wrong, I don't wanna do right Put on the new shoes, hop up on a new bike, and pedal out of town Pedal out of town [Chorus] Head ringin like a telephone Don't wanna pick it up Don't wanna know Lately, I been going crazy Little hip-hop lullaby You're the kick, I'm the snare, don't make me cry Baby, I've been going out of my mind