[FRANK-N-FURTER] How d'you do? I- See you've met my- Faithful handyman He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman! Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover! I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet Transvestite!) From Trans**ual, Transylvania! Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie... [BRAD] I'm glad we caught you at home... Could we use your phone? We're both i-in a bit of a hurry... [JANET] Right! [BRAD] We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry! [FRANK-N-FURTER] You got caught with a flat... Well, how about that? Now, babies, don't you panic! By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic! I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite!) From Trans**ual, Transylvania! Why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? I could show you my favourite obsession I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my t-t-tension! I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite) From Trans**ual, Transylvania Heeey, I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite) From Trans**ual, Transylvania So... Come up to the lab And see what's on the slab! I see you shiver with antici- -pation But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause... (Chuckles Darkly) But not the symptom!