Cisco Adler - I Can Make You a Man lyrics

[FRANK-N-FURTER] A weakling, weighing ninety-eight pounds Will get sand in his face when kicked... to the ground And soon in the gym, with a determined chin The sweat from his pores, as he works for his cause Will make him glisten and gleam And with ma**age and just a little bit of steam He'll be pink and quite clean! He'll be a strong man! But the wrong man! He'll eat nutritious, high protein and swallow raw eggs Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arm, and legs Such an effort. If he only knew of my plan! In just seven days, I can make you a man! He'll do press-ups and chin-ups Do the snatch, clean and jerk He thinks dynamic tension Must be hard work! Such strenuous living I just don't understand! When in just seven days, I can make you a man!