Ooh baby, you're making me sweat You're driving me crazy I just can't stay away from you It's like you're wearing big slabs of bacon or something Oh God, I want you so badly I don't know what's wrong with me I can't control myself Your red lips look like' like rabbit's blood It's turning me on You smell like a' like a dead rat Oh you know what a man wants Maybe it's loneliness Maybe low self esteem Maybe insecurity Maybe false hopes and dreams Maybe it's all you see Maybe celebrities Maybe its magazines (Maybe it's Maybelline) Welcome to 2010 Read the f**ing label, there's better options You want to look good, well that's great Does hate define your taste? Burn your skin and seal your eyes Make you feel how rodents die f** your wants and f** your needs You careless, superficial queen She's so beautiful, she's so fine The way her lips shine make rabbits blind Eye shadow in the darkest tone Makes lust and love from shrieks and moans Here come colognes and creams Fantasies and wet dreams Here comes Herbal Essences Orgasms, soapy finger s** Here comes Eva and Beyonce Advertising who*es, they'll do anything Here comes Jack and Kate Lost with Ben Affleck Here comes the science (rabbit'screams) Ulcerated bleeding eyes Tube-fed toxins, half should die Irritated, itchy flesh Paralysis and convulsions Place their heads into restraints Snap their necks to avoid the pain No relief, forced open eyelids You don't care about anything except yourself Buy anything packaged by L'Oreal No concern at all about behind the scenes A one track mind just me, me, ME Before Botox goes in your face Try first on rats, make sure it's safe But torture has its side effects Makes you a freaky, frown-less, f**ing mess He smells so musky, isn't she lucky? Sets wild fire through a mouse's insides The scent of aftershave turns women into slaves Enough to make any animal die s**ually Hey how we feeling tonight? How about you there, s**y young lady? A girl like that makes me feel like the moon and a Piece of pie in a freakin' eyeball in the sky You fellas know what I'm talking about Here's a little ditty for you honeymooners out there She's got the fake, perky tits, luscious collagen lips She needs a man with white teeth and a ten inch dick Don't ask me how they got to be this way I don't want to spoil your dinner, folks Take it away! Nowhere near perfect but I have a good heart My nose is big, my head is balding, teeth are spaced apart Sometimes there's bags under my eyes, sometimes my face breaks out But it's never an excuse to bring another species down