Circus Of Dead Squirrels - 8-Bit Piece Of sh** lyrics

Obey the Lord of this Magic Mushroom Kingdom Hey, Mario, you're gonna f**ing die Come with me back in time, come with me back to 1989 Mario's mustache tickles Luigi's a**hole Two Italians in an Asian world, eating spaghetti with cat meatballs Jump up and squash a Goomba, f** that, give me firepower Blowing in the cartridge, this f**ing piece of sh** still won't f**ing work Bought it from a tag sale, you f**ing dicks, I want my dollar back Blowing in the system, what kind of bullsh** is this anyway? The controller is all sticky now, I should have never put those f**ing stickers on it The Mario and Duck Hunt game Nothing beats it still to this day I just want to shoot that goddamn dog Motherf**er, don't you laugh at me The ducks must be smoking crack I'm three inches from the screen Still missing Bow your head down when before the Lord Has that mushroom gone straight to your head? (Mario) HAIL King Bowser Thay're gonna find you in a pipe, smushed up dead I'm dodging fireballs in this lava pool Where is that f**ing b**h, Princess Toadstool? Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle Find Princess Toadstool, bring her to me More than a kiss, get down on your knees I must be re-ta-tarded to write a song about this sh** Bullet Bill and the turtles with wings The Cheap-Cheaps and f**ing squid things Hammer Bros. got the target on your balls And they castrate Mario for breaking Koopa's laws No more continues, no option to save Auggghhhhh!!!!! Game over