Chumbawamba - Slap! lyrics

One, two, three, four Slap Fleet Street fell in love But the girl proved hard to get Took a seat at the old boy's club But wouldn't share the bed Cuppas for the troops Bubbly-gum and wire Trojan horses, Black & Tans They're running for their lives Royals came to call Mister Paisley save her soul Heavens here's the naughty girl Wouldn't say her prayers Bloody Monday morning The rat who did the talking Here's Ginger to the rescue Take that! And that! Take that! And that!