Two little ducks sank with a knock, knock, knock She got twenty on tick and smoked the bloody lot The fridge was bare, the dog was bones Weavin' and a-bobbin' when the tallyman calls Mary, Mary, she went up the wall And she kissed bye-bye to the holiest Joe Played the wild rover and climbed on board Says, 'It's all that the lady of the manor can afford' CHORUS: I can't get no satisfaction, all I want is easy action I can't get no satisfaction, all I want is easy action Meet Miss Morrissey, fingers light She lifted up his hat and he wept all night She's the woman with the granny bag dressed to the nines The pleasure and the privilege mine all mine Candid camera on every bloody wall All the cameras under Heaven couldn't catch 'em all Fill those pockets and lift that grail Lead me into temptation, girls (CHORUS) All the threes and all the queen bees Singing 'does the driver wanna wee wee?' Wicked ladies, malicious intent Your honor, I was only trying to pick it up for lent Does the driver wanna wee wee? Does the driver wanna wee wee? Does the driver wanna wee wee? 'Cause we want to wee wee too! Why waste change, why change the habit If the girl's got to have it then the girl's got to have it Easiest pickings, wall to wall In England's piped ceramic malls By the dickens and the devil's daughter Bingo full house everyone's a winner The lady works in mysterious ways All because the lady loves Christmas every day (CHORUS 2x) Too late, too late, too late, too late Too late, too late, too late, too late Too late, too late, too late, too late Too late, too late, too late, too... Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs