Too many crap programs With too many adverts Too much Matthew Engel bullsh** And not enough dirt Media and programs All dull and mundane How to fill up space When you've nothing left to say So rip it up and start it again! Rip it up and start it again! Oh, rip it up and start it again! Rip it up and start it again! Fingerpost! Terrace Talk! Wise Men Say! Elmsie Ender! The Absolute Game! Not The View! Off The Ball! I could go on and on But I've just bought the latest When Sunday Comes Kick up the R's! Northern Light! City Gent! Voice Of The Valley! The Crooked Spirite! Eagle Eye! And The Pie! I could go on and on But I've just bought the latest When Saturday Comes