I dunno why you think that you are so brilliant You think that you're superior to me You may have won the last miss universe contest But babe that doesn't mean a single thing 'Cos you - oh you - you make me spew You're face is covered with a pound of polyfilla You say it's just a bit of mascara You look like some old who*e that's just come out of Soho The clothes you wear don't help you much at all Times are hard and I ain't indifferent You seem to bring the devil out in me The way you always paint your nails You're always watching T.V