If the Christians are right and Jesus falls from the sky When people in Africa discontinue to die When politicians and preachers and talk-show hosts never lie That's when I'll stop loving you When the leading cause of d**h in America ceases to be heart disease When parents stop asking what's the magic word and children reply "Please" Oh, when every god-damned body stops saying Bless you when you sneeze That's when I'll stop loving you When the number one song on the pop charts is actually good And it makes you feel alright inside like good pop songs should On the day that your true love returns like he promised he would That's when I'll stop loving you When everyone realizes they're going to die quite soon And furthermore recognize it doesn't have to be scary After all, what are we really doing with out time? I'll spend mine... I'll spend mine... I'll spend mine... I'll spend mine...