Christopher Morris - Series 1: Episode 1 - Intro lyrics

When you sick so sad you cry, and in crying cry a whole leopard from your eye... (Sad mammal) If you angry so mad ye tongue burst and mouth juice run, gall bladder bitter... When you sick so sad you place your face in the puddle of a lay-by waiting for lorry to splash it... And when you are inside the infinite misery jumper pulling it over and over your head with no hope of ending because it's replicating at the waistband and you never get out... Then ee welcome, then ee arth welcome in Blue Jam.