Christopher Guest - This is Spinal Tap - The Black Album lyrics

Ian: Here it is, lads! "Smell The Glove"...gather round.. Where's David?... David, David, get up here! Derek: David, "Smell The Glove" is here. Hello, Jeanine. Ian: The moment we've all been waiting for...Here we go, plenty for everybody...here you are. David: I never thought I'd see...I never thought I'd live to see the day. Ian: What do you think? Derek: Is this the test pressing? Ian: No, this is it, yes, that's right... David: This is "Smell The Glove" by Spinal Tap.... Ian: That's "Smell The Glove" that's, that's the jacket cover, it's going out across the country in every store. David: This is the compromise we made...this is the compromise you made? Ian: Yes. Derek: Is it going to say anything here, or here along the spine? David: It's not going to say anything? Ian: No, it's not going to say anything. Nigel: It's going to be like this, all black... Ian: No, it's going to be that simple, beautiful, cla**ic! ?: Does look a little bit like, you know, black leather... Derek: You can see yourself in... both sides. David: I feel so bad, I feel so bad about this... Nigel: It's like a black mirror. David: Well, I think it looks like d**h...it looks like mourning. I mean it looks... Ian: David, David, every, every movie, in every cinema is about d**h; d**h sells! Nigel: I think he's right, there is something about this, that's that's so black, it's like; "How much more black could this be?" and the answer is: "None, none... more black." David: I think, like you've, like rationalizing this whole thing like into something you did on on purpose. I think we're stuck with a very, very stupid and a very, and a very dismal looking album, this is depressing. Nigel: David! David: This is something you wear around your arm, you don't put this on your f**ing turntable. Nigel: David, it's a choice. Ian: I frankly think that this is the turning point, okay? I think, I think this is...we're on our way now. Nigel: I agree, I agree... Ian: It's time, time to kick arse!