(Verse 1) Hello mister funny man I've heard all your jokes But the joke's on you if you don't know your Jokes are gettin' old 'round here The moment you begin to try Is when the humor dries up, and dies I ain't laughin', this time It's a crystal clear circumstance that everyone's aware of It's hard to give out chances when the probability's against us The moment you begin to try is when your prospects wither up, and die Yeah you ain't laughin this time (Chorus) Hello mister funny man You've hidden who you are my friend You medicate the remedy The cure for your complexities There's no need to be a funny man Cause then you'll just be a funny man Its time to become a bigger man And honestly man, your jokes just ain't that funny (Verse 2) You convey your finest faces And you manage to be cool But when you're too cool for school Now and then, you forget the rules and The moment you begin to try is when Sophisticated minds go dry I ain't laughin' this time You trick your alter ego to detest The things you love because its All part of the punchline and the Plot that you've undone but The moment you begin to try is when Your scheme will fall apart unjustified Yeah you ain't laughin' this time (Chorus) Hello mister funny man You've hidden who you are my friend You medicate the remedy The cure for your complexities There's no need to be a funny man Cause then you'll just be a funny man Its time to become a bigger man And honestly man, your jokes just ain't that funny