June Wake up June The tree's on fire June Ohhh noooo Love is a Christmas tree But don't think any old tree is safe Some have a long expire Turn your house into a funeral pyre And I watered that tree Till the branches rose up higher And it drank drank drank But it kept on getting drier Now it burns burns burns This tree's on fire This tree's on fire June call 9-1-1 June Ohhh The heat from the smokin' pine Melted my copy of Walk The Line And I tried to save A Boy Named Sue Dang it cooked him too The cat walked in Set my Christmas tree on fire He climbed climbed climbed Hit some bulbs And stripped the wires :(Meows) :That's when I learned learned learned This tree's on fire This tree's on fire Damn cats I go into my Christmas tree of fire And I huffed and huffed and spit But the flames would not expire Boy it burns burns burns This tree's on fire This tree's on fire Blow June blow Oh keep blowing June