Christine Lavin - Here Comes Caesar The Dog Whisperer lyrics

Here comes Caesar the Dog Whisperer good dogs clap and wag their tails bad dogs know the jig is up they might be headed for puppy dog jail bad dogs must accept the fact you're not the leader of the pack We pay the rent We buy the food To think you're in charge is ridiculously rude Here comes Caesar the Dog Whisperer Kittycats you better look away you might be cute in your puss n boots dreaming about Cheryl Wheeler's cat's birthday But you don't act excited when we walk in the door you think playing fetch is one big bore someday they'll be a cat whisperer you can ignore but today is not that day! Here comes Caesar the dog whisperer Caesar the dog whisperer Caesar the dog whisperer is on his way So stay Stay Stay Bad dog