Some people eat grapefruit for breakfast some people eat oatmeal there are those who are sure granola is a very good deal but not me I don't go for that stuff when it comes to nourishment I get more than enough nothin' satisfies my taste like sitting down to a great big plate of cold pizza for breakfast warm Coke to wash it down Ahh! maybe a couple of pepperoni make this meal well rounded gimme cold pizza for breakfast in a pinch cold spaghetti'll do but there's nothin' in the world that I like better than eat cold pizza with you My man takes me out in the evenin' he treats me so nice we go to the movies we go dancin' we go for more than a slice yes we order a pie eat what we can take the rest home that's part of the plan but in the mornin' when the sun rise he sees that crazy look eyes I want cold pizza for breakfast warm Coke to wash it down Ahh! maybe a couple of onion rings make this world go round gimme cold pizza for breakfast in a pinch cold spaghetti'll do but there's nothin' in the world that I like better than eating cold pizza with you I know that Oprah would never approve but Oprah Winfrey has a private cook! (she doesn't cook) she doesn't buy groceries because she's so busy starring in her fabulous TV show and reading fancy books (and memoirs) Oprah got skinny well, thank God not too 'skinny' but Oprah now only eats sensible food (no junk in the trunk) but wouldn't you love it if she called her local pizza parlor said, "Boys, this is Oprah . . . guess what I'm in the mood for?" Cold pizza for breakfast warm Coke to wash it down Ahh! maybe a coupla carrot curls keep this girl well rounded cold pizza for breakfast in a pinch cold spaghetti'll do nothin' in the world that I like better than eatin cold pizza with you nothin' in the world that I like better than eatin' cold pizza oh oh oh nothin' in the world that I like better than eatin' cold pizza with you . . . Ahh