Christine Lavin - Prince Charles lyrics

I never really knew him But I was hoping that we might meet I knew I'd find him very witty I hoped he'd find me sweet But somebody beat me to him Ruined all my plans Some little conniving wench Went and stole my man Oh Charles Prince Charles Can you hear my heart break Can you hear me Telling you Marrying her is a big mistake Oh Charles My Charles When you proposed she was just nineteen Hey don't you think that's a little young to be making her England's future Queen? Huh? Oh yes, I know, she's pretty (eh) Yes, I know, she's rich (big deal) But I read in the National Enquirer Lady Diana is a... witch I was very shocked to read But hey, It must be true 'Cause there hasn't been anything on 60 Minutes About her wanting to sue Oh Charles My Charles You have made such a bad mistake In the bosom's of girls all over the world Hearts keep going Break Break Break Oh Charles My Charles She's not even Twenty-four years old yet And think of all the eligible women in the world That you still haven't met Oh maybe, you got panicky Thinking you were losing your looks Well confidentially Chuck You got no looks to lose Or maybe you are the kind of cad Who likes to drive us women mad Knowing now we all have the I'm-never-gonna-get-to-be-the-future-Queen-of-England-blues Charles! Prince Charles Do you have a last name? I was gonna ask you that on our first date Forget it! Things have changed Oh Charles My Charles Any girl looks good when she's nineteen But think about her thirty years from now When she's an old and ugly queen. Oooh - Take a look at your mother boy And you'll know what I mean.