Christian Kane - The House Rules (EP version) lyrics

So you're tired and you're beat And you worked all week And you need a place you can let it go Where the girls go wild And the boys play hard And you need a little more than just the radio Well here's your open invitation With just a couple regulations: Let me warn you son Only come to have fun We don't take kindly to serious So leave your troubles at the door Unless you want some in here Welcome to my house Buckle up tight Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high It's a country music A little soul It's a rock 'n roll rodeo We don't tolerate no sittin' around Everybody's dancin', groovin' and gettin' on down So before you come in here with some kinda attitude You better read the house rules Around 11 o'clock When the front door locks And the boys start raising the bottle Where the girls do the thing with the Mardi Gras beads Yeah you know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em And no matter what your story A good time is mandatory Well rule number 7 says don't touch the women But they can grab whatever they want to... (hahaha) Welcome to my house Buckle up tight Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high It's a country music A little soul It's a rock 'n roll rodeo We don't tolerate no sittin' around Everybody's dancin', groovin' and gettin' on down So before you come in here with some kinda attitude You better read the house rules There's no such thing as last call We pick 'em up when they fall We share the same bathroom stall Says the sign on the wall One, two, three! Welcome to my house Buckle up tight Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high It's a country music A little soul Man, it's a rock 'n roll rodeo We don't tolerate no sittin' around Everybody's dancin', groovin' and gettin' on down So before you come in here with some kinda attitude Boy before you come walking in here With any kinda attitude Lord, you better read the house rules! Oh son you better read the house rules! Two , three, JAY! You better read the house rules 'Cuse me Excuse me I'm gonna need to see some i.d. on that girl right there (hahaha)