Christian Borle - Unlikely Lovers lyrics
MARVIN Who'd believe that we two Would end up as lovers? WHIZZER Do you want me to reply? MARVIN Him and me, you and I Pa**ionately lovers WHIZZER Please don't get morbid MARVIN Right WHIZZER It's just- MARVIN Don't fight WHIZZER That I haven't died yet MARVIN Just stop it WHIZZER I'm sick, but kicking MARVIN Geez WHIZZER Alright MARVIN Louise WHIZZER Good night MARVIN I'm staying here in this spot Whether you want me to or not I'm staying Here I am, by your side One old horny lover WHIZZER Please go home and don't be scared MARVIN What's the fuss? I'm not scared What good is a lover who's scared? Hit me if you need to Slap my face or hold me till winter Oh, baby, please do I love you too My lover WHIZZER Marvin, just go home and turn on TV Drink a little something till you're 'dead' Think of me around Sleeping soundly in our bed Marvin, did you hear what I said? MARVIN Shut your mouth, go to sleep Time I met a sailor Are you sleeping yet or...? What is what? Whizzer, but I can't help but feeling I've failed Let's be scared together Let's pretend that nothing is awful WHIZZER There's nothing to fear MARVIN There's nothing to fear' WHIZZER Just stay right here MARVIN AND WHIZZER I love you (Dr. Charlotte and Cordelia enter) CHARLOTTE Shhh. Maybe he's tired CORDELIA Shhh. Maybe he's waiting for us CHARLOTTE Shhh. Maybe he's waiting for a visit CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA Is it a bad time? We'll come back If it's a bad time, we'll come back We'll come in MARVIN Look at us, four old friends Four unlikely lovers CORDELIA We don't know what time will bring WHIZZER I've a clue MARVIN I have too CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA Let's look like we haven't MARVIN, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA And each say nothing WHIZZER Sky! CHARLOTTE It's blue! MARVIN I love the sky! CORDELIA I love the trees! MARVIN I love bad weather! CHARLOTTE I love the earth beneath my feet! WHIZZER I love friends that hover! MARVIN, WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA Gee, we love to eat And we need something sweet To love! What a group we four are Four unlikely lovers And we vow that we will Buy the farm, arm in arm Four unlikely lovers with heart Let's be scared together Let's pretend that nothing is awful WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA There's nothing to fear MARVIN There's nothing to fear WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA Just stay right here I love you. (Whizzer to Marvin, Charlotte to Cordelia) MARVIN I love you. (to Whizzer) WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA I love you. (Charlotte/Cordelia to Marvin/Whizzer) MARVIN I love you (to Charlotte, Cordelia, and Whizzer) MARVIN, WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, AND CORDELIA Who'd have thought that we four Would end up as lovers'