Christian Borle - This Had Better Come to a Stop lyrics

WHIZZER Late for dinner, late again WHIZZER AND TRINA Late for dinner, late again WHIZZER, MARVIN, AND TRINA Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late, late, late, late Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late, late, late, late MARVIN Whizzer's supposed to always be here Make the dinner, set to screw That's what pretty boys should do Check their hairlines, make the dinner And love me This is going nowhere and fast, Whizzer This little thing that we have will not last Don't feel responsible, after all it's through WHIZZER I'm not responsible MARVIN Life can be wonderful Isn't this wonderful? And this had better come to a stop, Whizzer Now, Whizzer, ciao Whizzer, bend This had better come to an end TRINA I was supposed to make the dinner Make it pretty on his plate Every wife should pull her weight Have it ready, make it tasty And love him This had better come to a stop doctor This has been a lousy and horrible flop MENDEL Don't feel responsible, after all it's through TRINA Who is responsible? MENDEL Don't ask me questions! I'm frightened of questions But grateful that it's come to a stop, Trina Smile, Trina, I'll help you mend WHIZZER AND TRINA I met this man today He wasn't very smart, but he was rich, Marvin Which, Marvin, do you prefer I lust for? Brains or money? MARVIN Brains WHIZZER AND TRINA Brains or money? MARVIN I'm not that rich, but, hell, I'm smart Love me WHIZZER AND TRINA No MARVIN Love me, please, or break my heart WHIZZER AND TRINA This is all very neat MARVIN This is all very neat This is all very neat WHIZZER AND TRNA This is all very smart MARVIN This is all very smart This had better come to a stop, Mendel Don't touch me, don't condescend This had better come This had better come to a This, this, this, this This had better come to an end TRINA Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop I chopped it and served his food The a**hole forced me WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop TRINA And still the ba*tard divorced me WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop MARVIN Late for dinner, late again TRINA It isn't like he said MARVIN Late for dinner, late again TRINA You probably hurt his pride MARVIN Late for dinner, late again TRINA He's got to have it all MARVIN Late for dinner, late again TRINA He's like a baby who's denied WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON This had better come to a stop, Marvin WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON This has been a lousy but fabulous flop WHIZZER Why is it always ourselves who have to change? MARVIN This is incredibly boring WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON You've got a temper that redefines temper And this had better come to a stop, Marvin Now, Marvin, ciao Marvin, bend This had better come This had better come to a This, this, this This had better come to an end MARVIN This had better come to an end ALL This had better come to an end