Chris Webby - Temper, Temper lyrics

Mother f**ers, I hate you and all you f**ing a**holes So f**ing pissed off right now Yeah yeah temper, temper, calm down Webby Some of these website gon' post me cause I rap for the burbs, Without even spinning my record or inspecting my words. But while these bloggers underestimate my level of sk**, I'm a shove this sh** in their faces when I settle a deal No f** that, I'll shove it in their faces now Cause I'm unsigned making a couple thous for rapping in front of crowds. But because where I'm from these dudes don't take me serious And make a**essments and seconds before they here me spit. Can you tell I'm pissed, well spectacular, Webby's a cold blooded prick, a young Dracula. To shatter your clavicle bone, tie you up and drag you From the back of an Acura and then set you up in the pa**enger seat. Belt buckle you in and then poor gas all over your squirming body, Drop a Zippo on your lap, co*k my head back laughing maniacally, take that b**h. Throw a match in the gas tank, blow you to fragments. Come back with a dust pan and sweep up all your ashes And sprinkle em on the toilet paper I wipe my a** with. I got the craziest rap tactics, smoking crack till I black out And wreak havoc on women and children are like elderly too. Anybody who's not a subscriber to my YouTube go get it, So if you don't like what I do, s** my mothaf**in' dick until your face turns blue. [Chorus:] They like temper, temper calm down Webby Take it down a notch, the world's not ready Let em talk sh** they ain't steppin to you They just mad of what you're destined to do They like temper, temper calm down Webby Take a chill pill man, the world's not ready They mad at you for doin' everything that you do Piss me off and I will hate to be you. I know my attitude can get pissy ever so often, But there's so many dudes in this world that's pissing me off. And I should shut my mouth, just smile back and keep on walking. But I've kept my temper cool to the point it's causing exhaustion. My dude Apathy told me to relax and just spit these bars And ignore all these f**in' f*ggots who diss me, Who use my name in the hopes that I lose my cool and diss back And they'll get buzzed by me putting the name in the track. So I zip it and continue on my promising path, making cash So while they're running their mouth, I just gotta laugh, Sit back, cop some dope from a groupie and just relax. Even though deep in my soul I wanna go get me a axe, Run up on their doorstep lookin' like a lumberjack, Swing and slash till you couldn't I.D. the dude I attacked. But sh** I've been to jail once and I'm not tryin' to go back, So I let it simmer in my brain until my skull cracks. Say to myself, temper temper Webby turn it down a notch, Then the devil on my shoulder says to go walk down the block, Find a sh** talker, drag him to the highest mountain top, Give him a parachute with a hole in it, Throw him down and watch him hit the ground, Splatter all over the f**in' pavement, Stand over what's left of him yelling "now say sh**". I know I'm a deranged headcase, but it's my temper, I need anger management to help contain me like. [Chorus:] They like temper, temper calm down Webby Take it down a notch, sure the world's not ready Let em talk sh** they ain't steppin to you They just mad of what you're destined to do They like temper, temper calm down Webby Take a chill pill man, the world's not ready They mad at you for doin' everything that you do Piss me off and I will hate to be you. You mother f**ers, I'll f**in, I'll kick you in the god damn shins and make you run a lap. f**in' scrape your taste buds out and feed you the best meal you ever had, You won't be even able to taste it. I'll uhh, scrape your eyes out and put on the Shawshank Redemption, It's a great movie and you're gonna miss it cause you're blind. a**holes.