Chris Webby - Crazy Ass b**h lyrics

[Verse 1:] I couldn't stop staring when I saw her at the bar Walked over and introduced, she said "I know who you are" She said she liked the rapper type, no matter if their black or white And I'm like hmm, it looks like I'm gettin' a** tonight Spit some I'll game then it was back to the house Bent her over then I hit it from the back on the couch Banged out for two hours then she slipped me her digits Called that b**h the next day cause I still hadda hit it Then the night after that, then the night after that To the point I'm thinking I might wife it in fact We decided to go out, it started going well The s** was straight I'll, plus she was s**y as hell But she was obsessive as f**, straight up nuts Started looking through my facebook texts and stuff Comin' at me like "Who's Amy" "Nobody your my baby" But little did she know that I'd been bangin' Amy lately [Background Chorus: Jason Mraz Sample] She's mostly a ghost the way she watches over me She's controlling my brain activity knowing when I go [x2] [Chorus: Chris Webby] Oh yea... that text, that text message was nothin' baby Amy's uhh... Amy's my study partner in cla** We, we do like lab's and sh** together, I swear to God yo Yea don't worry about it, you my baby (Under breath) Stupid a** mother f**in' b**h Can't stand this b**h! [Verse 2:] We still stayed together cause the s** was unbeatable But she was straight obsessive to the point it's unbelievable I still hit Amy on the side with stealth Comin' home to "If you left me, I'd k** myself For real, I love you baby, we'll always be together We'll get married have kids and love each other for ever" And I'm like, uhhh, sh** she's a nuts b**h A psycho, one I never should have f**ed with The next day I come home and she's sitting all alone Balling her eyes out and looking through my damn phone "So who the f**'s Amy, I just read this text ""Last night was amazing, "" oh what'd you have s**? " "Baby she's my study partner yo, don't you remember? " "In what f**ing cla** you said that sh** last semester! " "You know what f** this, grab all your sh** And get the f** out of my house, crazy a** b**h! " [Chorus: Chris Webby] Yea that's right get the f** out of here. Crazy mother f**in' b**h. Grab your shoes. Yea grab those stank a** underwear from out of my room too I ain't even playin' with you b**h, get the f** out. All in my sh** yo, what the f** is wrong with you, get the f** out. Damn! [Verse 3:] We broke up, but I still can't get rid of this female She called, sent texts, sh** she even left emails Just tryna get her out of my life, she's really scaring me (Phone ring) "Hi baby" "b**h go seek therapy! " (Hang up) So one night me and Amy come back to the crib Flip the lights on, and there she is Holding a pistol and I'm like "Where the f**'d you get a gun! " "What I never told you? My dad has one Oh what, so I finally get to meet this little who*e? " (Bang, Bang) And Amy dropped to the floor "You been f**ing her the whole time and called me baby! " "I can see why your angry but you ain't have to shoot Amy! " Now my mind's racing as I thought of the words "Just give me the gun babe, we'll go back to the way we were" "You promise? " "I promise, I love you yo Just give me the gun please, yea, nice and slow" [Chorus:] Yea there you go, just give me... there you go. Pull a f**ing gun on me! Are you out of your f**ing mind! You f**ing psycho b**h, you have crossed the mother f**in' line. Nah, nah ya know what, b*tch! (Gun co*k and fire) Oh sh**...