Chris Webby - Webby's World lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, Get your boarding pa**es ready. I'm about to take you to a place You ain't ever been before. Where insanity is the norm And you can party all damn day. Follow me! (Ha ha...) Step into my world. [Chorus:] Come, come with me. I got anything you need. Just follow my lead, You'll leave early But you see... It's insanity. So just step into my world. I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world. Come, follow my steps. No, you won't be ready For whatever's coming up next. We got music, d**, and s**. Come join on my quest, So just step in on my world, I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world. Come and drift in space Bring you to a different place, Where it is crazy, Everybody here got explicit taste. Every girl is beautiful, And I could f** all of them. 'Cause it's Webby's World, What else are they gonna call it son? No one's locked up 'Cause everybody's good people. No one stops the partying 'Cause every drug is legal. Ha! We puff blunts Fatter than a sumo. Till we gettin' lifted Like the roof Higher than Pluto. 'Cause Webby's World is deep within The parallel dimensions. So follow me If you begin to lose your sense of direction. Webby's World is hard to find Unless you know the address And only I know it So forget searching on MapQuest. This is madness, I need my perscriptions Before I start flippin', A Vicodin should fix him. You could try to understand what I envision, But ain't nobody enter into the mind of Christian. [Chorus:] Come, come with me. I got anything you need. Just follow my lead, You'll leave early But you see... It's insanity. So just step into my world. I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world. Come, follow my steps. No, you won't be ready For whatever's coming up next. We got music, d**, and s**. Come join on my quest, So just step in on my world, I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world. I live in the future, So you are history. I'm so original That nobody could mimic me. Don't front to back k** it with my symmetry. Like a drunk driver, I stay hittin' trees. Touch down On the surface of my planet, Disabled tractor beams Cruisin' steady as I land it. A martian like Weezy, Homie I'm just tellin' facts. We're both hunted by The mother f**in' Men in Black. So come adventure With the Mutant Ninja Rapper. Outdo Shredder, 'Cause I learned it from my master. Splinter taught me how to k** it With all of my adverbs. Now my word play Is enough to knock you backwards. Pop a pill And step into reality, Start seein' like me, f** gravity. Follow me, I hope you're ready girl. I'm a bring you up to Webby's World. [Chorus] Come, come with me. I got anything you need. Just follow my lead, You'll leave early But you see... It's insanity. So just step into my world. I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world. Come, follow my steps. No, you won't be ready For whatever's coming up next. We got music, d**, and s**. Come join on my quest, So just step in on my world, I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world. Once you step into my world You never leave. Now jump into the world of make believe. Tricks up my sleeve, Now get lifted, To a place where reality is twisted. Nothing's what it seems, And everything is opposite. I will take the lead, And baby you should follow it. 'Cause where I'm going, You need to come. Time to blast off now, 3, 2, 1. Like... [Chorus:] Come, come with me. I got anything you need. Just follow my lead, You'll leave early But you see... It's insanity. So just step into my world. I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world. Come, follow my steps. No, you won't be ready For whatever's coming up next. We got music, d**, and s**. Come join on my quest, So just step in on my world, I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world. (Yep... yep...)