Chris Webby - House Party Cypher lyrics

[BarsTaLoan:] Flying in the car, looking like a star, just like a galaxy Go so hard like a callus be, uh Burning more things than calories [KID:] I see you homie, I see you. Working, huh? [BarsTaLoan:] You feel me? You see me right? I got bars kid, that's what I do [KID:] Word? That’s what’s up man [KID:] Hold up, you heard of Chris Webby though? [BarsTaLoan:] Chris Webby? Man I ain’t worried about Chris Webby, man, I told you. I’m the illest out here in CT, I’m not worried bout no motherf**ing ninja turtles, f** a Mario man, this motherf**er looks like motherf**ing Rob Dyrdek and sh**, f** that dude [KID:] Funny story, he’s here right now! [BarsTaLoan:] Oh word, like here? At this party? [KID:] Ayo Web! [BarsTaLoan:] Nah nah nah it’s cool.... [KID:] Web! [BarsTaLoan:] Yo chill, chill, chill, chill… [KID:] Come check this dude out, this dude is crazy [BarsTaLoan:] Yo man, BarsTaLoan that’s my name. Introduce me as BarsTaLoan, please [KID:] f** outta here. Ayo Web! Yo get your hands off that b**h [WEBBY:] What!? [BarsTaLoan:] Yo he’s busy man just leave him alone, c' mon man WEBBY: f**ing fine, alright listen baby, you just stay right there for like 5 minutes, I swear to God I’ll be right back. (to kid) What do you want? What the f** is up? [KID:] This dude is talking mad sh**, show him what the f** time it is [WEBBY (sighs):] Alright. Yo Kenny! Kenny! [BarsTaLoan:] Who the f** is Kenny… [WEBBY:] Get over here real quick, man, we need a beat box, man [KENNY:] Right now? [WEBBY:] C’mere man, just come over here man [KENNY:] Alright, alright I’m coming [WEBBY:] Ayo everybody keep it down for a second [BarsTaLoan:] No no no keep partying, y’all keep going [WEBBY:] Gotta do a little rap thing, ya know? You ready? [BarsTaLoan:] No [KENNY (in robot voice):] I’m ready [BarsTaLoan:] What the f** is that? [Freestyle: Chris Webby] Yo, it’s Chris Webby At this party and sh**, motherf**er wants me to rap I’m about to open an abortion clinic right next to your local church And go to narcotics anonymous hustling coke and percs I’m just trying to piss you off, I really hope it works Go berzerk, I got a dirty mouth, I’ll never hold a curse Jerking off until my motherf**ing shoulder hurts Even if she vegan she gon swallow when my bo*er squirts Help an older lady across the road, “hey can I hold your purse?” Then kick her in front of a moving bus, “oh no, she’s hurt!” sh** I’m pretty sure she’s dead but you can check yourself While I run her wallet and spend all the money at Taco Bell Anyone this deranged should surely be locked in jail I’m on the grind but off the rails like an Eric Koston fail I hit it rapid fire, try to pull out of a vaginal cavity But busted while I was half inside her Then I woke up in the morning and had a reminder That she's getting plan B for breakfast with an apple cider Someone pa** the lighter, I need some weed to breathe in He’s a demon, dirty mind, sneaky heathen I don’t need a reason I’m creeping up like s** offenders with binoculars on a beach in bikini season You won’t see me leaving, I’m running through that Stomp you to d**h then throw my Nike’s back on the shoe rack Huh I’ma do that, why bother tryna bleach the blood stains out? Somebody told me orange is the new black So I scrub my white T til it turns the color copper And use some Tide detergent and throw it up in the washer I swear that I'm crazy though, sh** you can ask my doctor Psych, I’m off my rocker like an active grandfather, motherf**er [WEBBY:] Your turn, bro [BarsTaLoan:] I actually gotta save my voice for my open mic tomorrow, bro [KID:] Oh man, get this coward out of here please. Please get this coward out of here... [WEBBY:] Oh yeah? That’s cool bro. Seriously. (to party) Who wants to get back to drinking?!?!