Chris Vrenna - The Olde Headboard lyrics

What becomes a legend most? I'll let you think about it Space ghost coast-to-coast While I give thanks today For all the things I stole And all the things I gave away You make experiment, you try to Teach a lesson and then take a stand A fake handshake don't make no man I don't know, a year ago or so I must have made you up in my head What did I base you on? Was it a broadway show I saw? A hot new book I read? Half-baked you come at me You know I told you not to call here no more The new best friend, the olde headboard Yo no comprendo, mi amour Oh no, yo no comprendo The new best friend, the olde headboard Where'd you get the dumb idea For all the secretive platonic dating? I have experience In the love and the lives Of man and machines Yo no comprendo, mi amour Oh no, yo no comprendo The new best friend, the olde headboard What becomes a legend most? The love and lives of man and machine Olde headboard The love and lives of man and machine Olde headboard