Everyone's waiting and anticipating cuz christmas is two days away last minute shopping and traffic ain't stoppin Old lady, get out of my way yes that's the spirit and santa can't hear it stuck in his shopping mall hell Sneaking a shot while he's still on the clock stood up and laughed til he fell cuz it won't be christmas this year 'til we've all turned black and blue but it's all worth the wear and the tear to spend christmas with you sales are on sale even discounts are discounted ten percent's ten percent off but its not in the front and they don't have it in back so sold out is all it will cost. you're lost in the parking lot can't find your car you curse that they all look the same slipped in a puddle of sluch then decided to sit in it like you're insane cuz it won't be christmas this year 'til we've all turned black and blue but it's all worth the wear and the tear to spend christmas with you ten gift certificates purchased with love like a french-fry and hamburger dream so when you get hungry then sick to your stomach you'll stop and think of me and I hope it reminds yo that I tried to find you some beautiful shiny new things but I started to miss you and wanted to kiss you much more than anything but it won't be christmas this year 'til we've all turned black and blue but it's all worth the wearh and the tear to spend christmas with you