Chris Staples - Missionary lyrics

Someone took this clipboard Put it in my hand Pointed to a map Told me where to stand Only takes a moment Doesn't cost a dime Maybe I could change your mind I spent the whole summer Repeating lines I memorized I was disregarded I was criticized Back at the apartment Poured a gla** of wine Maybe I could never change your mind I was so proud in my Crimson cap and gown Of a little roll of paper That the dean was handing out I didn't know it then But I would learn it over time That I could never change your mind