Chris Smither - Miner's Blues lyrics
Mc Chris Ownz MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes I spell word with a three Name's MC Other rappers flow weak Like window unit AC's Latinas on my penis Japanese on they knees I love all the ladies As long as they eighteen I got bling up the ying A plethora of Porsches I'll say anything 'Cause my mouth is remorseless Even the source says My hip hop's a vortex Leave horseheads on doorsteps My mic checks cost Corvettes The strobe light explodes white As I step on the floor The barkeep knows the code So he throws me a Stroh's Weak MC's decompose 'Cause they know I can flow Like Wesell comma Zam Through Coruscant corridors Humidors filled with stoges Filled with dro Like Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh Is filled with the word bro f** the lexicon of octagons I'm all about go These amateurs got catheders I'm all about pro's, 'bout pro's. MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes I'm lit like a branch davidian Or what's left of the lithium I fill Wimbly Stadium Once bitten, twice shy Call it pyromania When I roll up in Kashyyyk I roll three Jedi's deep The fleet of peeps that I creep All got vest's underneath There's no need to believe In the heat that I keep Or the swears that I *bleep* Of the heiresses I freak It's embarrising to me I'm like kerosene it seems Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes Blowin' up, makin' cream I am just like Howard Dean When I scream I get red I get mean Can't believe you be buying What I be shucking and jiving f** it if I am the next big thing With promotional tie-ins I am just cartoon making rapper You think I'm lying Everybody bust a move Like it is that rave in Zion My self aggradizing and deprecation Keeps 'em guessing Call my venus flytrap 'Cause my DJ's Howard Hessman Word 'em up, yo Word 'em up, yo I just let the rap game Out of a choke hold MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes