Chris Rock - Table Dance lyrics

Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage And right now Deja Vu It's time for the Deja Vu One for two Buy one, get two table dances Now you know what to do Fellas, here come the ladies Here come the ladies Hey baby, hey baby Hey light-skinned Light-skinned, light-skinned sister Won't you come here Come on over here And give a brotha Give a brotha a dance Uh, I already got a customer Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Dark-skinned sister, dark-skinned sister Why don't ya come here, come 'er here give a brotha a dance Come on give a brotha a dance, come give a brotha a dance My shift is over Well why don't you work some overtime then? sh** Okay, I understand ya sh** Hey baby, come here, come here Won't ya give a brotha a dance Come here, come here Come here, cornrowed sister Cornrowed sister, give a brotha a dance Give a brotha a dance I'm a waitress Oh okay, okay Damn! What am I gla**? I think I'll sing Ladies of Deja Vu What must I do to get with you? I got a role of twenties buried in my pants So here's one little question that I'd like to ask Can a n***a get a table dance? Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang Can a n***a get a table dance? Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang Can a n***a get a table dance? Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang Can a n***a get a table dance? Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang I been workin' all week, for the money I got Lookin' for a place to bend this nut In attendin' in my Benzo Lookin' for a place to find some mackin' hoes But that sh** don't thrill me So I head to the mad city to get on, G I don't dance just start fun I'm lookin' for a place that gonna move some Know what I'm sayin'? Know what I'm talkin' about? The type of b**h that turn the party out I met a b**h named Dynasty With so much back, she made a blind man see What's really happenin'? Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin' Now I don't need romance, all I need to know is Can a n***a get a table dance? Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang Can a n***a get a table dance? Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang I'll give you a table dance But you're white And you're cute This is a great table dance Hey, you like that? I love it! This table dance makes me wanna Makes me wanna sing