Chris Rice - Billy Joe McGuffrey (From Jonah: A Veggietales Movie) lyrics

Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the first day of first grade, I'll tell you what he did He tripped over a pencil box, flew up in the air Landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair First aid in the first grade First aid in the first grade First aid in the first grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the second day of second grade, I'll tell you what he did He slipped on a banana peel, flew up in the sky Landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye First aid in the second grade First aid in the second grade First aid in the second grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the third day of third grade, I'll tell you what he did He fell out of a fishing boat, splashed into the sea Landed on a moray eel who bit him on the knee First aid in the third grade First aid in the third grade First aid in the third grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the fourth day of fourth grade, I'll tell you what he did He went out on a tadpole hunt, slipped into the creek Landed on a large-mouth ba** who bit him on the cheek First aid in the fourth grade First aid in the fourth grade First aid in the fourth grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the fifth day of fifth grade, I'll tell you what he did He went into the garden shop looking for a rose Sniffed a baby's breath and got a bee caught up his nose First aid in the fifth grade First aid in the fifth grade First aid in the fifth grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the sixth day of sixth grade, I'll tell you what he did He went out on a field trip, the first one of the year Backed into a sabertooth and pierced both of his ears First aid in the sixth grade First aid in the sixth grade First aid in the sixth grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the seventh day of seventh grade, I'll tell you what he did He tried out for the talent show to show how well he sung Cracked a grin, a wasp flew in, and stung him on the tongue First aid in the seventh grade First aid in the seventh grade First aid in the seventh grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the eighth day of eighth grade, I'll tell you what he did He tried to play some basketball went up for a dunk Landed in the bushes and got squirted by a skunk First aid in the eighth grade First aid in the eighth grade First aid in the eighth grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the ninth day of ninth grade, I'll tell you what he did He fed the pigs on grandma's farm, two piglets and a sow Slipped on their slop and then got stepped on by a cow First aid in the ninth grade First aid in the ninth grade First aid in the ninth grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the tenth day of tenth grade, I'll tell you what he did He went out on some water skis and hit a sunken log Wiped out all the lily pads, got spit on by a frog First aid in the tenth grade First aid in the tenth grade First aid in the tenth grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the eleventh day of eleventh grade, I'll tell you what he did He swept and missed an alley cat while taking driver's ed Ran into a tree and bumped the dashboard with his head First aid in the eleventh grade First aid in the eleventh grade First aid in the eleventh grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now... Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid On the twelfth day of twelfth grade, I'll tell you what he did He walked into financial aid, fell and broke a bone Showed them all his bills and got a great big college loan First aid in the twelfth grade First aid in the twelfth grade First aid in the twelfth grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!